isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD

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anangryfoodblog:

Now that is a fabulous cake.

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booooost:

nabutsrslythough:

silverslices:

Everyone’s got a gay cousin.

If you don’t have a gay cousin, there’s a chance you might BE the gay cousin.

i am the gay cousin

And I’m going to eventually be the fabulous gay uncle

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yesimbeyonce:

sobbinginthecornerbecausebands:

yesimbeyonce:

remember those 3 months when everyone on tumblr used the word “peasant”

We still do, peasant

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roboradia:

brucethegirl:

so don’t tell me abortion should be illegal
don’t you dare.

Damn son

roboradia:

brucethegirl:

so don’t tell me abortion should be illegal

don’t you dare.

Damn son

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mudslinginfarmgirl:

I love everything in this

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because-i-am-a-homosexual:

beltloop:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

my boyfriend and I are trying to figure out how to take shirts off “like a guy”

from what we’ve got so far, it’s fucking stupid looking

I tried, but punched myself in the head instead.

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Fun Fact!

yukkomai:

t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:

Text

Phouto

M‘Quote

Libnk

Chalt

Aurdio

(Video.)

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ksmith56:

Abandoned Tumblr

Dude this scares the fuck out of me

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