Color My Inbox

  • Red ~ I'm in love with you.
  • Orange ~ I think I love you.
  • Yellow ~ I think you're amazing.
  • Green ~ I find you mildly attractive.
  • Blue ~ You're beautiful.
  • Purple ~ You're hot.
  • Plum ~ I would date you.
  • Violet ~ I would fuck you.
  • Rose ~ I would build a fort with you.
  • Aqua ~ I would share my cookies with you.
  • Amber ~ I want to know more about you.
  • Cream ~ Let's get coffee.
  • Brown ~ I want to hug you.
  • Olive ~ I don't find you attractive in the slightest.
  • Grey ~ I wish I had never followed you.
  • Black ~ Delete your Tumblr.
  • White ~ FB, Yahoo, or some other means of contacting you please.



You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

I just realized how often I say this.


This means so much to me


This means so much to me


Things that I write:

  • Sins

Things that I don’t write:

  • Tragedies

Things people haven’t heard of

  • Closing the god damn door

Things the Bride is:

  • A whore

Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: 

  • This Place


"A poem to every girl I’ve ever fucked in the back of my car" —Elijah